{"product_id":"mother-scratcher-t-shirt","title":"Mother Scratcher T‑Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis lightweight crew tee brings a wry, outsider sense of humor to everyday wear. The front’s bold, weathered lettering reads “MOTHER SCRATCHER” in a distressed, vintage-inspired type that feels worn-in and rebellious. Printed on a soft tri-blend fabric, the shirt drapes easily and moves with you — an easy layer for mornings grabbing coffee, dog walks, or late-night hangouts. The back carries a small, subtle stamp near the neckline for a low-key, branded touch that keeps the focus forward. It’s for people who prefer deadpan wit over flashy graphics and who want a comfortable tee that quietly announces their attitude without shouting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWear it with faded jeans and scuffed sneakers for a lived-in look. Tuck it into a high-waist skirt for contrast, or throw on a flannel when the air gets cool. The light fabric keeps it breathable in warm weather and easy to layer under a jacket when needed. 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